Quotes From "The Ricky Gervais Show First Second And Third Seasons" By Karl Pilkington

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a...
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It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey Karl Pilkington
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They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science. Karl Pilkington
I could eat a knob at night.
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I could eat a knob at night. Karl Pilkington
Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window. Karl Pilkington